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The Boss: We must take action to solve the spontaneous combustion problem in our latest product. Todd: Easy! We claim that this is ACTUALLY a feature! Then, we release a NEW version with this 'feature' removed, and make our consumers buy it! Kevin: The thing is, Todd... They could just NOT buy it. Todd: Oh, so you WANT to waste money with a RECALL instead?!